Are you a hairless ape that knows 2-4 other hairless apes? Do you know at least 30-ish words in your primary language? Do you like throwing shiny, polyhedral stones around and grunting in approval at the symbols that end up on top?

Then congratulations, you’re ready to play Before Fire, a comedy RPG based on playing as cave dwellers struggling with limited wits and even more limited vocabularies.